This Month's Barking News Roundup - 1/22/14

From the Teaching Dogs to Tell Time Department, we have these two news items:

In canine crackdown, Assembly takes aim at barking dogs

Five-minute time limit on barking outbursts in Anchorage, Alaska. But the Hawaiian Island of Kauai's government says that 10 minutes is enough. Has anyone ever taught a dog to tell time?

From the Fed-up File, we have:

1. Woman stabbed over barking dog at Lackland AFB
2. Barking chihuahuas cause concern for Lebanon resident

And how about some long-awaited relief? Here ya go:

Judge bars Island family from keeping howling, barking dogs

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