He's doing his job!

You've probably heard this one from your barking dog-owning neighbors and friends. (What? You're still friends with those people?)

Turns out that the sonic sewage has a purpose. The dog is doing his job!

Well, peeps, don't let this one go. Question it. Here are three ideas. Feel free to use them in your next conversation with these dog owners.

1. He's doing his job? Great! When it comes to creating noise pollution, his performance is off the charts! Good boy, Fido!
2. Oh, so he has a job to do. Hmmm, would that be preventing peace and quiet in our neighborhood?
3. So, his job is to reduce crime? Really? Does he know how to dial 911? And how about a neighborhood watch group? Those are quite effective. Is he organizing one?

So, there you have 'em. Three ideas. Feel free to add more in the comments.