Dumb Dog... STOP BARKING!
Excerpt: Now I'm stuck with this dog that barks every time I click something. Please, this is senseless, irritating noise and the game would be better off without it.
And let me guess: You play this online game to escape the barking in the rest of your life, right?
Woman rescued from house fire that kills nearly 100 cats; barking dog woke her up
Excerpt: She woke up to the sound of her lone dog barking after her fire alarm failed to sound and saw smoke billowing from a bedroom.
Ever been in a house with more than a dozen cats? I have. It's NOT healthy. What this lady was doing shouldn't be called rescue. It's hoarding. And it endangers the health of the hoarder and the surrounding community.
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