Friday, August 31, 2012

When someone tells you that dogs bark...

...respond by saying "Yeah, and some dogs barkandbarkandbarkandbarkandbark."

Feel free to add as many "andbark" repetitions as you need to get your point across. I guarantee that you won't need very many. I also guarantee that anyone listening will beg you to stop the chronic barking imitation.

At that point, you say "Welcome to my world."

The Department of Shameless Self-Promotion. Silence is golden. And so are the tee shirts and bumper stickers in my QuietBarkingDogs store.

8 comments:

  1. i have a neighbor whose idea of playing with the dog, is making it bark.

    seriously.

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  2. YQN: I posted a couple of messages to an earlier header a while back and they never showed up. Was there a problem with them?

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    1. I don't think there was a problem with them. But you never know about this Internet-thing.

      You're more than welcome to re-post your messages, Animal Uncontrol. I'll gladly publish whatever you submit. It's just that good.

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    2. I don't recall the content: I probably screwed up the "capchca" (or whatever those things are called!)

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  3. YQN: I'd like to indicate your situation in an upcoming "Animal Uncontrol" blog post. Let me know if you have any issues.

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    1. You're more than welcome to do that, Animal Uncontrol. Looking forward to reading your blog post!

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  4. check your spam folder. a fair number of mine land there.

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  5. This is hilarious! Thank you! I am reaching out for support, in an awful situation with losing our livelihood over excessive barking, and we are too old and poor to start over and too young and poor to give up. Will you read our story on comment with your experience and encouragement? The neighbors know about this post and I think things will keep getting better with pressure. http://www.deepspringfarm.com/clark-barking-dogs/

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